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Old Sep 14, 2005, 06:09 PM // 18:09   #1
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Default All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Guild Wars

( I apologize the Robert Fulghum for blatant plagiarism)

• Share and help others.
• Play fair.
• Don't scam people.
• Give things back when you borrow them.
• Clean up your storage regularly.
• Don't take things that aren't yours.
• Say you're sorry when you can’t rez somebody.
• Wash your hands before you play.
• If you must go AFK – tell people & be sure to flush.
• Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you, but not for your keyboard.
• Live a balanced life - Don’t just play GW. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play GW and work every day some.
• Take a nap every afternoon, especially if you plan on power leveling that evening.
• When you go out in PvE, watch out for things that pop out of the ground, don’t aggro and stick with your party.
• Be aware of wonder don’t mock it. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
• Minions and pets and henchies and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
• And then remember the D&D books and the first games you played - the most important rule of all – PLAY.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 10:46 PM // 22:46   #2
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You're referencing Guild Wars when laying down your personal commandments? It almost read sincere, except the part where you're referencing Guild Wars when laying down your personal commandments, and such.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #3
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Damn.. just... damn.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 11:13 PM // 23:13   #4
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Ok... I'm going to assume that a HEAVY dose of sarcasm was included in the OP's message. Otherwise I'll second the above sentiment. Damn...
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 11:31 PM // 23:31   #5
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Damn.. just... damn.

/ditto
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #6
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I have something to add...
Smoking=Death, Death=DP, so all you smokers are all walking around with 20-60% DP hanging over your Head.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 02:45 AM // 02:45   #7
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In the same vein - I'd hate to know what you were like before you discovered Guild Wars.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #8
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it was kind of light hearted in the beginning but then got real serious in the end.
so maybe u should takeguild wars less seriously?
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #9
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I have no doubt he's just exercising a healthy bit of histrionic license.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #10
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Smoking=Death, Death=DP, so all you smokers are all walking around with 20-60% DP hanging over your Head.
Heh... that's totally siggable.
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Old Sep 16, 2005, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #11
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really don't think this is proper place for anti-smoking ads.
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